11 Of The Best Bob Belcher Quotes from Bob's Burgers
If you are a fan of 'Bob's Burgers,' you know that Bob Belcher - the ultimate dad and the show’s namesake - is a quirky character with a knack for quick-witted humor. Please enjoy this list we’ve put together of 10 of the best Bob Belcher quotes. Guranteed to leave you laughing out loud.
Season 2, Episode 8: “Bad Tina”
“Okay, fine. But I’m gonna complain the whole time.”
Same, Bob. No matter where I’m going…same.
Season 6, Episode 4: “Gayle Makin’ Bob Sled”
“I would kiss Thanksgiving. Its kiss would be salty and delicious.”
Leave it to Bob Belcher to make Thanksgiving sexual.
Season 5, Episode 10: “Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise”
“Love you, cutie pie. Sorry I’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie.’ You’re my angel…dust. Sorry that’s a drug.”
Drug or not, Angel Dust is my new favorite term of endearment.
Season 3, Episode 18: “It Snakes a Village”
“Well, I’m glad you kids are excited because I am going to kill myself.”
When Bob is relatable, man is he relatable.
Season 1, Episode 3: “Sacred Cow”
“Oh burger, you’re cute. You’re cute too! No I’m not.”
Bob talking with his food will never not be enjoyable.
Season 3, Episode 13: “My Fuzzy Valentine”
*singing* “Buckle it up! Buckle it up! Buckle it up or you’ll die!”
If you and your family don’t sing this every time you get in the car, are you even really a “Bob’s Burgers” fan?
Season 4, Episode 5: “Turkey in a Can”
Wait, I’m straight. I mean, I’m mostly straight.”
Bob’s big reveal.
Season 5, Episode 4: “Dawn of the Peck”
“Hey daytime whiskey, want to meet my CD collection?”
Daytime whiskey, hole-y sweatpants, and Donna Summer. What more does one guy need?
Season 1, Episode 1: “Human Flesh”
“Alright, listen, you’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I’d fire all of you if I could.”
Bob puts it all out there on the very first episode ever.
Season 13, Episode 16: “What a (April) Fool Believes”
“Fine, but I am not looking through garbage.” *one second later* “Annnd…I’m looking through garbage.”
Of course he’s doing it with Louise.
Season 4, Episode 7: “Bob and Deliver”
"Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?”
You make an excellent point, as usual, Bob Belcher.
